I heart NY.

Tourists flock to New York to buy this shirt. I own it. Admit it. You own it.
But why is it, really, that we all love this city? Is it the bright lights of Times Square, the upper west side style "Sunday brunch"? the sidewalk cafes? or perhaps the availability of takeout from the continent of your choice delivered to your doorstep 24 hours a day?
Maybe. But truth be told, the past 8 months of my life, spent living in this big apple, have been the most difficult months in my 28 years. Well, i'm also exhausted and exaggerating. But it's been tough. I won't lie about that.
So this blog is my attempt to record what its really like to live in the big city. And maybe writing this down will help me remember why I loved this place enough to pack up my life in a U-Haul to be here. Or maybe not. We'll see.
I wake up around 4:45am, window open in my bedroom, there's a circa 1908 radiator at my bedside that I have no rights to control. So the smell and the dirt of the city slink into my room and fill the whole place with a reminder that I have 2 million roommates, half of whom are furry and grey. And I'm not referring to my greyhound Delhi who slowly pulls open her eyelids and pulls her nose out from under my left arm pit where she sleeps cozy every night. I get up. No need to change. I've dressed myself in my scrubs for this day last night before going to bed. This shortens my "get ready time" by exactly 4 minutes. Allowing me 4 additional minutes of sleep. This is crucial. I put my dansko clogs on my feet, the ones I've seen my surgeon mother wear for so many years, secretly embarassed for her style choices, and as I slip them on I am once again thankful for her sharing her wisdom and orthotics with me. My feet will survive another day. I walk to the bathroom, brush teeth, wash face, pick up Delhi bowel movements that didn't quite make it onto our makeshift "backyard" in the coat closet by the front door. Next I put on fleece jacket over scrubs, and then long white coat i'm still not certain I deserve, and then the knee length oversized down comforter coat, a scarf, a hat, some gloves, knee high galoshes, satchel and a big bag of trash for the curb. And don't forget the broom and dust pan. I will need these. I will need these because in the past week this big city has received 60 inches of snow, most of it on top of my volvo. And so I will dig myself out this morning with these tools because by the way I own no shovel because it won't fit in my apartment. So I lock the dead bolts and tromp down the flights and flights and flights and there he is and I almost step on him. The homeless man with the hat sleeping with no pillow and no blanket on the nasty parquet floor of the foyer of my apartment. And so I step over him with my bags and broom and the truth is I don't look all that different than him and I'm honestly just jealous he's sleeping in this morning. I step out into the dark morning with snow to my knees and I begin the search for my buried vehicle. The first step is to recall which street I parked it last. 73rd and Columbus? or was it Central Park West? oh maybe it was 74th on the south side? No it was definitely the north side. No the west side of the east side. When did I last drive? Was it evening? Is it morning? What year is it? And on my third lap of the 2 block radius the truth of my vehicle's location dawns and I throw my broom down and cry for the millionth time this month. IT WAS TOWED!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!! How could the NYPD do this to me AGAIN?!?!? Did they not see the 3 foot embankment of frozen ice surrounding my car the past 4 days?? Did they expect me to actually own a shovel?? Have they not seen my closet space??
I stomp and scream back to my apartment, step over my "roommate" once again, and drop off the tools it turns out I won't need today. I grab a cab, take me to the Bronx. Where?, he says. The Bronx. No one in Manhattan knows where the Bronx is. But I do. I work there. And so I give him directions northward and dig some face powder out of my satchel. Peer into the compact mirror. Look alive. Look alive.
I let the city of NY rob me of 40 more dollars for this cab ride northward and get out at the corner of Bainbridge and Gun Hill Road. And there it is. Montefiore Hospital at 5:30am. Again.
I'll fast forward through the day. And summarize my duties as follows. Start iv, draw blood, put in orders, steal juice from extra breakfast tray, complete 5,000 various medicare forms for 40 different patients, steal cracker from extra lunch tray, change nasty feet dressings, change nasty belly dressings, change nasty armpit dressings, round and round and round and round, and finally pee for the first time today at 7pm and then pack my satchel and pick up my allocated boxed sandwich dinner (the money for which is deducted from my salary each day and the only meal of the three that I've had a chance to partake in today) Get on my galoshes and the gloves and the hat and the coat and fight the blizzard to the number 4 train. And I sit down for the first time today. And I open my boxed turkey sandwich. And then he stands up and announces he just got here from Puerto Rico. His family isn't here. He has no one. And this morning he was forced out of the place he was staying and he hasn't eaten since Saturday and does anyone have any food to spare?
And I'm sitting there with my turkey and I guess this is when I realize why I'm supposed to love this city. I don't want to. But I'm supposed to. I'm supposed to love these people. Give them my time, my turkey, my all. I hope I'll slowly learn how to give more of me. Until then I'll just keep repeating it, I heart NY.